Dream #7

 So... i just had a dream, and it was the kind where youre not a character in the dream just a spectator watching the characters, where the world was sort of in the beggining of becoming a distopia...

Everyone stole everything, but would also leave a bunch of trash on random peoples lawns.

You had to be inside by the time it got dark or someone would almost definetely steal you.

You had to know all the signs of weather changes so you can find shelter before you almost definetly get caught in some kind of disastrous weather.

The main character was some kid who shared a room with his little sister.

He would frequently have his best friend over and his friend would frequently have mutual friends over.

It was late, just getting dark and the main character was outside looking through todays collection of trash with his best friend and one of their friends, and he found several books, but only picked up the ones that looked interesting.

His older brother was also out there and he kept telling him to put the books back because theyre useless.

Anyway, i forgot what happened in between, but then the mutual friend and him found themselves alone and she asked him out, and he was like "i just dont feel anything towards you" and she was like "no worries, i kinda figured." And so they were still friends and i think thats cool.

Anyway, dont know how we got here but there was a bird, i think? And we were witnessing the world through his eyes.

And he was stuck on some confusing ass college campus, trying to find his way off but the steps just kept going lower, and you had to be part of some exclusive club to access the easy part, and so he ran into some skaters, and they were skaing down the steps and so the bird followed, narrating what he was doing as he went:

"So you go down the right side of branch, and then jump onto the rails at this fork, so keep going straight, jump down the stairs part of the stairs while spinning the board in the air and then turn left when you land on the even part, then you jump down the rest of the stairs and do a backflip off the board into the water at the dock, and then realize this is a dead end and fly back."

So the bird went back, and started trying all over again to find his way and ended up right back where he started once again, and happened to see the skaters again.

So he followed the skaters again, and the same thing happened, they skated down the steps and did a flip off the dock, and so the bird went back, and then this time he was like "maybe i can ask for directions" so he started flying towards the skaters at full spead and then turned into a human and was running at them full speed until he ran into them head first and all of them fell and dropped everything.

The bird guy was like "sorry, i was just..." and then he stopped, and started smacking his lips a bunch because "what the fuck is wrong with his beak?"

And so the skaters like "oh here do you need some water?" And handed him a big bottle of water and the bird was like "thanks, and shoved his lips in it and like, chomped at the water, and spilled it all over himself, and then handed it back to the confused ass skaters.

Anyway, they introduced themselves, and told them about the trick they were doing, they werent trying to flip off into the lake, but they were trying to perfect sudden stops and landing tricks.

And they like, started teaching the bird how to do it and shit, and they became friends, and it was awesome.

So overall, for the most part, it was a very possitive dream.

Everyone was nice to each other despite the recent collapse of the government, weird weather, and the weird people who werent nice and tried to steal you and your shit all the time.

So.

9/10 would watch a movie about. At least the bird part.

Anyway, id advise against using scissors as sex toys, despite the misleading name for a particular sex position lesbians use.

- billie.