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 Im not sure why i named this post "and then i woke up" as that has nothing to do with what im gonna be talking about probably, although i cant say that with complete certainty as i also dont have a plan for what ill be talking about... Fair warning, if youre a fan of star vs. The forces of evil, or the amazing world of gumball, but you havent gotten that far into it, this post does contain spoilers. Im gonna start by saying that i really really like that tom and marco become friends in star vs. The forces of evil, i think thats really cool and sweet, #bestfriends <3 But i hate that star and marco end up dating. I find it a little annoying that shows always have to make friends who are the opposite gender date. Like marco had jackie, star had tom, but noooo, they just had to end up together because... i dunno. Theyre a boy and a girl who are best friends, and  guess thats just not possible? I know it was hinted at throughout the entire show, its not like its new, but like....

 Today, i contemplated taking a risk for once. Didnt take any. Just thought about it. I couldnt think of any to take. I was at home all day, i tried to start a fire with my brother out of sticks bc hes trying to learn how to survive in the wild which got me thinking about the apocolypse. Particularly a zombie apocolypse because i watch way too much tv. Ive decided i think rich people who can afford good security and resources would survive for a minute until electricity was no longer a given, and money became worthless, and they wouldnt have the survival skills beyond that. Probably hunters, and farmers, people who know how to live off the land and own guns would survive the longest. People in the medical industry, who have access to medicine and tranquilizers and speed (yknow, for the night shifts) might be able to last a while. I think people who live in cities wouldnt last long on average because high population, and few natural resources just dont seem like a good combination t...

Just to kick things off, id like to say my name isnt actually Billie Bitchless–but wouldnt it be unfortunate (though accurate) if my last name were in fact Bitchless? But no, it isnt. Lucky me. I wont be sharing my real name, as that shouldnt be of any relevence to you creeps. I will however tell you this... nothing i say will really be of any relevence to you unless you find it relatable in which case, much like me, you probably either hate yourself, or the world you live in. So have fun reading my unpunctuates rants about it dumbfucks! 🖕🖕🖕 (im not this disrespectful in real life, but you shouldnt be getting hurt over something so totally impersonal, fake, and that you can access using a url.) Bitchless forever, Bill <3