JSSWEWTHIM

 This is a segment i like to call "just saying shit without elaborating as to what the hell i mean" or "JSSWEWTHIM"

So for starters, life is easier when you remember you can die whenever you want, but you could die tomorrow, so you might as well say whatever dumb shit comes to mind.

If i could be an animal, id want to be a worm.

I have more respect for ants and bees than i do for most parents.

I think the grandmother in young sheldon was kind of a gilf ngl.

Prezels and string cheese is the best snack.

My stupid capsule isnt big enough for this dumbass perfectionest soul i got stuck with.

Being famous is a little fucked up, because youre just affecting more people with your mistakes and inevitable death.

Our opinions of animals (and plants for that matter) is fucked up.
"They didnt choose to cause global warming so theyre incapable of it"
"They didnt choose to create a fucked up, rigged ass, government system, so theyre uncivilized"
"They didnt create guns, so theyre lesser than because they cant kill whatever they want whenever they feel like it."
"Theyre inferior, even though some of them can be 90% water and still be luminescent, and sting you, not to mention move around."
"Theyre inferior even though they can photosynthesize and life for a thousand years."

Everyone is too stupid to realize the choice between which of two assholes control you isnt the same as freedom.

"Im not the problem, its society thats the problem, i cant do anything about that" - probably someone who makes fun of vegans, and tells their kids that laws are the same as morality and exactly how to think in just about every way.

Isnt it funny how the tarrifs are supposed to do better for the economy, but its gonna get worse before it gets better, and like half of america is one paycheck away from homelessness?

I mean you can do whatever you want if youre strong enough.
Survival of the fucking fittest i guess 🤷

Life is just an addiction really.

Anything can sound smart if you find the most perfufflehuffer words to use, and that is why the vernacular you use to make it doesnt determine the credibility of your statement.

Probably dont try to arm wrestle polar bears without being aware of and ok with the potential consequences.
- Billie

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